 | You have ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all." |
| Your Jedi robe is camouflage-colored. |
| Your land-speeder is up on blocks in your back yard. |
| You think the symbol for the rebel alliance should be the confederate flag. |
| You use the force to get yourself a beer from the fridge. |
| You use your light-saber to open it. |
| Wookies are offended by your body odor. |
| You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok. |
| You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy
to get the barbecue grill to light. |
| You think Jabba the Hutt has a pretty good handle on how to treat his
women. |
| You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca. |
| You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with a redwood deck. |
| You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels during the cantina scene. |
| Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son; come on over to the
dark side... it'll be a hoot." |
| Followed by, "Luke, I am your father...and your uncle."
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